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Monica’s Dyslexia

hatemailpromo Monica’s Dyslexia is an imaginary condition, which you pretend to have, in order to justify continually insulting someone by misspelling or mispronouncing their name, or the name they are using.

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licable in both written and spoken formats, it can be as simple as substituting or misspelling one or two letters to produce a different name, or it can involve the complete replacement of the name with a word with similar letters or syllable patterns.

After insulting someone using this method, you simply explain to them that you have Monica’s Dyslexia, an imaginary aphasia which causes you to misspell or mispronounce names, and you should, at that point, have the opportunity to insult them again.

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