Say hello to my little friend. His name is Blurp. He loves to swear at people that vex him, but he’s actually usually polite and a little shy.
So Blurp uses Secret Swears. He substitutes a common, everyday word or phrase, assigns it an insulting, rude or vulgar meaning, and then works it into conversation with whomever might be the object of his disapprobation.
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